Woe 9: Text Messages: The new good angel / bad angel

Text messages are pure evil.
They can simply state something, and then simply state something else.
It's all in the interpretation.
And the interpretation is alllll up to you.
No one has to clarify if your interpretation is right.
It can just sit in your mind and breed trouble.
Which is just what text messages are:
TROUBLE!

Woe 8: Latin Lovers

Why is it that when a guy says something in Spanish, it sounds so much better than English.
So much better, that you proceed to indulge his little fancies because you love to hear them,
not necessarily because it's something you need, want, or should have in your life right now.

Thanks STOG!

Thank you Short Term Blog (STOG) for posting this!

An open letter to single men everywhere

Dear Every single man who has ever wondered what he needed to do to get a girl to fall madly in *L word with him,

There are three simple things you should do if you wish to woo a girl:

1. Be charming.

2. Tell the truth.

3. Get flowers for the girl.

It’s really that simple.

sincerely,
brandy

(p.s. Let’s not get crazy and assume the L word means LOVE. Sometimes it’ means LUST. Or LIKE. Or even LIKE aLot.)

It's Friday!!!

We neglected a little bit here, but it's Friday! And what's to woe about on Friday? (We will save any woes for Sunday night or Monday morning) Hope your weekend is fabulous and woe-free!

Woe 7: To Text or NOT to Text...

POP QUIZ HOTSHOT

so last night you get a text from your ex asking you if your busy... at 12am!! (mind you, you've already been asleep for 2 hours - yea i know, i know granny status)

watdayadO???

Despite all the woes

Woe 6: "Da Nile aint just a river in egypt"!!

i know i know, so corny - but that's so what it is.

i wake up every morning at 6am for work telling everyone (including myself) that i have to do this in order to get to work on time.. until yesterday morning it hit me.. i'm only doin it for the chance of catching bossman (see Woe #3) alone!

unfortuneatly for me, he's been showin up at the nick of time and so i don't even get to do a 'good morning' with him b/c i must disperse to my workstations =/ ... so why do i still plan on waking up at the same time???


will someone pleasseee talk some sense into me!!!!